July 2010
28 posts
“To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via likeanaddict) (via quote-book)
“To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via likeanaddict) (via quote-book)
“Sometimes the hardest things and the right things are the same.”
– The Fray (via quote-book)
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I proceeded to yell out, “I HATE YOU!” and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their...”
– Mark Twain (via kari-shma) (via quote-book, kari-shma)
fmylife:
Today, I realized my girlfriend forgot her red bra on my bed after leaving my house. I smelled it, and it smelled great, which gave me a spontaneous erection. I quickly hid it when my mom entered the room. She came to ask me if I’d seen where she left her red bra. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. He’s a huge DragonBall Z fanatic, and when he was about to cum, he yelled ‘Kamehameha’ at the top of his lungs. FML
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“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what...”
– John Mayer (via welovejohnmayer)
“Behind every beautiful thing there’s been some kind of pain.”
– Bob Dylan (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Summer.
I miss hanging out in your car and having breakfasts with you. I miss getting tingly all over every time you put your arm around my waist. I miss that feeling in my heart when it skips a beat every time you hold my hand. I miss being around you. I miss YOU.
Take me back to those days when everything just seemed so carefree and light.
Emotional Stress.
I find it very difficult to trust you. Really.
“If you’re having a bad day at work or with your personal life and I can be that...”
– John Mayer (via fuckyeahjohnmayer)
So totally true.
lovebot:
avajean: thresca:
The problem when you feel something for someone, everything becomes a big deal.
You can’t help it.
